![]() Contains Monsters Biting People's Faces Off, Graphic Far-Fetched Violence, and Shots of Beowulf's Bare Chest.īeowulf is totally the precursor to Conan, and Rambo. ![]() Shot of Beowulf on the shore, hand on his hilt.* Beowulf takes his shoe off and starts hitting Grendel on the top of his head with it.* *Exciting symphony, something along the lines of "O Fortuna." combat shown as Beowulf tosses Grendel down, gets Grendel in a headlock, pokes him in his eyes. *Everyone looks around at each other, wondering what the fuck he's talking about* He shall suffer in sorrow while stands in place So the Wise-and-Brave may worst his foes,. ![]() *cue symphony: BUM-BUM-BUUUUMMMMM! BUM-BUM-BUUUUMMMMM* Methinks, of our liking their leader most surely,Ī hero that hither his henchmen has led." Have speech at will: nor spurn their prayer O'er the paths of ocean, people of Geatland Īnd the stateliest there by his sturdy band *Cut to scene of monster ripping someone's face off with his teeth* ![]() THE BEASTLY GRENDEL LURKED LONG OVER THE MOORES. ![]()
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